y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive
tumblr poetry be like,
as unimportant in my inbox
WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
first rule of fight club
- no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa
hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge
It’s 1am and I have no desire to sleep or stay awake.
I genuinely apologize for how I looked in middle school
and high school
i might as well apologise for the future too
i think kids nowadays will be singing:
1 2 buckle my shoe
3 4 shut the door
5 6 suck a dick
7 8 then get laid
9 10 by a big fat hen
have you ever had a dream of someone you haven’t seen or talked to in years and wonder if anyone ever randomly dreams about you too.
How do I uninstall anxiety