hi bae

getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

kushmiri:

tumblr poetry be like,

gmail marked 

you 

as unimportant in my inbox 

why 

can’t 

i

iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

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deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

impaire:

It’s 1am and I have no desire to sleep or stay awake. 

im-offtoseethewizard:

levis-short-ass:

lyndseyls:

yourtubes:

I genuinely apologize for how I looked in middle school

and high school

and now

i might as well apologise for the future too

likeanahmed:

higgzorz:

the emotion you get when you dont have a romantic partner

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eatingisfab:

i think kids nowadays will be singing: 

1 2 buckle my shoe

3 4 shut the door

5 6 suck a dick

7 8 then get laid

9 10 by a big fat hen

radicaldaydream-er:

have you ever had a dream of someone you haven’t seen or talked to in years and wonder if anyone ever randomly dreams about you too.

gothprada:

How do I uninstall anxiety