hi bae

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

saddestblogger:

"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"

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rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

svveden:

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

validx2:

When ya homie hit you wit the “Draw 4” in Uno

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me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
me: lemme show you a trick or two
middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
me: this one's called stealing
me: *runs away with it*